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Jokes
What did the pasta say to the tomato?
Don't get saucy with me!
What kind of pasta do they serve at a haunted house?
Fettuccini afraido!
What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?
An impasta!
Why does the noodle have to pay so much for car repairs?
Because his car always ends up al dente!
What does the pasta say to the cheese?
It's grate to meet you!